She's a big lass and a bonny lass...Dec25


It was Christmas Day in Ringwood Drive,
The happiest day of the year,
My mother and sister and daughter arrived,
And the garage was full of beer.
   I have had a lovely note from a lady in New Zealand who follows us gadgies around Northumberland as her great great grandfather lived in West Hedgely Cottages near Branton. I was also told that a lady in California was a regular reader too, perhaps she had family here.
No gadgie walk this week as it is the festive season but on Christmas Day, leaving the gadgette to slave in the kitchen, my sister who qualifies, and my elder daughter (www.cakepoppins.co.uk) who doesn't decided to have a short walk on and around Northumberlandia.
Northumberlandia claims to be the largest earth sculpture in the world. She was created from the spoil removed from a nearby surface mine and I seem to remember she contains 4.5 million tons of earth and rock and has about four miles of footpath to wander round. She represents the mythical goddess Northumberlandia and is a very large supine lady, lying coy and naked just outside Cramlington.
Having had a very light lunch and with the promise of Christmas dinner later in the day we drove the short distance, left the car in the nearly empty car park, wandered through the plantation that The Times  journalist sent to report on the sculpture called a forest and strolled round the lady herself. She is about half a kilometre long and has some splendid curves to contour round. From the top of her head their are vast panoramic views of Northumberland, from the sea in the east to the Cheviot Hills in the north. You can also see right into the pit next door where coal extraction continues and will for a couple of years.
We wandered round the perimeter, hoped that in a few years the pond would be full of rushes and water birds and took some photographs to send to Canada. Then we went home to dinner.
Happy Christmas to all my readers and for those in the Orthodox church it's not long until January 7th.

Looking down her nose. Yes they are. She's a big lass

                      No they are not, they are observation points

                                   Visions of a goddess

                                                     Me and my sister. She lives in Canada so 
                                                  is entitled to wear a reddish coat.
                                                  I was busy talking to someone

                                                              I took this with a clever Iphone App, Await future glorious
pictures from gadgieland

Simonside from Tomlinsons......Dec19th
  The jolly jock on the local TV station forecast a bright but windy day with the possibility of showers late in the afternoon. As the days are about as short as they can be this time of year we opted for a slight variation of "Five go battling the duergers of Simonside July 5th 2013" so six gadgies set out in two cars to meet in the small Northumberland town of Rothbury (Hrotha's burg), at Tomlinsons Cafe and Bunkhouse on Bridge Street, an excellent cafe serving five star tea and five flitch bacon butties with a small salad to go with it. Friendly staff, crayons for the children (or gadgies) and a small library of books about the county.(www.tomlinsonsrothbury.co.uk)

                                                           Tomlinsons five star cafe and bunkhouse

                                                 Car park on south side of the river.
 Today's crew consists of John H, Brian, Ray, Ben, Dave and me and after breakfast in the cafe we  started the walk from the car park on the south side of the River Coquet.
A map would be useful, use OS OL42 Kielder Water and Forest. The car park is at NU057015 and it's free, a bonus.
 Leaving the car park we immediately crossed the river by the footbridge, and walked along a well made path on the north side of the Coquet. Just short of a mile a sign post directed us across fields to a minor road near Newtown. Turning right at the junction we came to the pretty little hamlet of Great Tosson (tot-stan, a look out stone) which has a ruined tower, several holiday cottages, some B and B establishments and a farm.

                                                Tosson tower

                    Looking across the Coquet Valley from just above Great Tosson. Ancient earthworks
                     in the centre of the picture, ditch and earth wall or rampart says Dave the archaeologist
 At the entrance to the farm we spotted a signpost and followed it through the yard and across a couple of fields before entering a plantation. We started on a good forest track but shortly came to a sign saying the footpath ahead is closed, sorry for the inconvenience. Being illiterate gadgies we ignored it and plodded up a very muddy path before sinking more than ankle deep in the mud of another track. A lot of the timber had been felled, the area could have been used as a set for a film about the trenches. Emerging from the plantation we were at the foot of the west end of Simonside, Bob Pyle's Studdie on the map. The footpath here climbs to the ridge of Simonside (Sigemund's (gel)set,  a seat or settlement.) The path is rocky, a bit of a scramble but emerges near the cairn on Simonside. It offers vast panoramic views across the Coquet Valley which is very wide and flat. Ben donned the tweed jacket and pointed out the meanders and future Ox bow lakes below us. We walked on to Old Stell Crag and called a Herbie Spot in a sheltered break in the rocks. At least it was out of the wind which was quite strong but fortunately at our backs for the whole of the walk along the Simonside Ridge.
Last walk before Christmas deserved a feast and the Great Gadgie Food Exchange provided the following for the food bank: McVities Melody Hobnobs, Ben's ginger biscuits, almond slices, mince pies and Mrs. A's ginger and apple cake, plus sandwiches,fruit and coffee. (still 13 stones or 182 pounds)
One good thing about the Simonside Ridge is that the footpath was so popular it suffered from erosion, a problem solved by raiding millyards in Lancashire and Yorkshire and laying a good solid path across most of the way.

                                             Brian snowboards on the only patch we saw.

                                                        It started to rain at lunchtime, some donned
                                                waterproofs to stop it.

                                A duergars Christmas tree near Dove Crag. It appears every year.
As we walked the last section of the ridge it began to snow heavily, earlier than the forecast but  from The Beacon the path goes downhill and we were soon out of the wind and driving snow, which stopped anyway. At the foot of the hill there is the Lordenshaw car park and signs pointing to the Cup and Ring Marks near Lordenshaw Hill Fort. The footpath here is on St. Oswald's Way and we followed it across moorland and fields to the tiny hamlet at Whitton. Just before Whitton we came across Sharp's Folly: Spelt Sharpe on the map)

                                                     The folly
From Whitton we followed the road back to the car park in Rothbury, changed and headed for The Anglers Arms at Weldon Bridge. They had Timothy Taylor's Landlord on offer and it being John's birthday the time honoured tradition of birthday boy buying beer was kept to.

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The Matrix
                                                                    steps                          miles
HiGear                                                        14543                        6.6
Pretty Pink                                                  19819                        9.3
Dave's 3D                                                    19036                       7.81
Dave's USB                                                 18621                        7.64
OUTDOOR GPS                                                                           7.9
Brian's GPS                                                                                    8.1
Ben's GPS                                                                                       8.11

Dave seems to have solved the pedometer problem
Gadgie Distance 424 miles
Boxing Day next week, everyone stays at home and plays Monopoly

SCEOPWAESCE  to NIEWEBIGINGA DEC 12th
Back on the road again after a few weeks off because of family commitments I rejoined the team for a gentle walk along the River Wansbeck, a name that possibly comes from Low German for a wagon brushwood causeway (waegn-spic) but this is not certain.
There are six gadgies out today, Brian, Dave, John H, Ben, welcome invitee Geordie Bob and me. The original plan was to catch a bus from Newcastle to Sheepwash (see title, and it means sheepwash) and walk along the river path to Newbiggin (see title and it means new building).
So we met on the Haymarket Bus Station for a change and caught the X22 to Guide Post (yes it means guide post).

                                      Haymarket bus station. A great improvement on the cattle pens that existed                                                when I arrived in Newcastle in 1964
We alighted (apparently Americans do not use this word, they "exit the bus")  from the vehicle at the big roundabout at Guide Post and pondered the route.
Should you want to follow this walk you need OS OL 325 Morpeth and the rounabout is at NZ253848.
We headed west along the A196 road and after about a mile, just past a very imposing 18th C farmhouse on the north side of the road followed the signpost that told us Bothal was 3/4 of a mile away. We walked alongside a field down a wooded lane where Dave spotted a nuthatch, along paths that were declared private yet seemed open to the public, across a narrow suspension footbridge that swayed pleasantly and came to Bothal Castle, a building going back to the fourteenth century. Near to it is St. Andrew's Church, dating back to the 14th century too.

                       Bothal Castle  and belted galloways(bottom right) enjoying the sun before becoming pies and things
Having admired the castle and the animals we walked roughly north through the tiny village and up the hill. By the first bend we found another Private Property WE Co Ltd sign by a gate and fortunately a public footpath sign next to it. We followed the sign through a short stretch of wood and then diagonally across two fields sprouting winter wheat. The footpaths go across the fields rather than round the edges. Ancient routes perhaps safeguarded by the might of English Heritage or someone. Having crossed two fields and skirted a pond we found the track that led downhill to the bridge at Sheepwash, easily recognised because it has traffic lights.
The entrance to Wansbeck Riverside Park is on the left, no need to cross the bridge. The next stretch of the walk follows the river bank for well over two miles and is very pleasant. Wooded at first then opening into a wide flat valley crossed by several road and rail bridges.
Not far into the park, near a childrens' play area and picnic spot we declared a Herbie Spot. Sandwiches, ginger biscuits, mini apple pies, Snickers bars, Galaxy Mistletoe Whispers and Mrs. A's boiled fruit cake.  Still 182 pounds though, or 13 stones as I prefer to say.

                                         Today's Herbie Spot
Along the river walk we spotted a robin, a heron, (making this a proper gadgie walk) a variety of ducks, cormorants and a kingfisher. A man taking wildlife photographs told us there were otters there too.

                                                         A Wansbeck Robin

                                      The river is surprisingly wide.......

                                       ....................and popular for walkers
                                             
As the river approached the sea the path became a track through sand dunes before entering and eventually leaving Sandy Bay Caravan Park. I had a good view of Blyth Harbour which always interests me as I worked in the town for nearly 30 years.

                                        These buildings once housed bauxite for the Lynemouth Smelter
                                           which has been closed for some years.
We walked along the sandy Newbiggin Bay; some way out there is a large statue of a couple, staring out to sea.

                                                  Newbiggin art work

                    And a miniature on the promenade.

                               St Bartholemews Church in Newbiggin. It is thought it may have been
                              originally a church connected with the Lindisfarne monks. Certainly dates
                                    back to the 13th century.
We headed for the Cresswell Arms which claims to be the last pub before Norway and seemed to be the only one open. A very friendly pub with a coal fire and chatty locals, we enjoyed some Bombardier Beer before catching a bus back home.
A relatively easy walk but very pleasant on a cold bright winter's day.

MATRIX    MMXIV  ZZ

                                                                       steps                           miles
Bad day for my peds
Higear, usually reliable                                     9916                       4.5
LIDL 3D                                                           15438                      6.97

Dave's   LIDL 3D                                              19606                     8.03
Dave's   USB                                                     19235                      7.82
OUTDOOR GPS                                                                              9.62
Brian's GPS                                                                                      10.5 (started early)
Ben's GPS                                                                                         9.2
Geordie Bob's GPS                                                                           9.31

And the bird of the blog goes naturally to the Kingfisher:

Reach for the pies..... December 5th 
For the third week running family commitments have prevented me from joining my fellow gadgies for the Friday walk/lunch/drink. And I am not happy about it as the walk included a visit to the famous pie shop in Great Ayton and it was a beautiful day for a winter walk, blue sky, crisp, cold, perfect.
GB has kindly sent me an account of the day. It is very similar to "Absolutely Topping Walk James Old Fruit" blogged on 19th of May 2012  which happens to be the second  most read of my blogs.
Even more infuriating is the meeting with The Times photographer as I'm the only one who subscribes to the Thunderer, have even sent them a couple of walks. (Unpublished of course; "Nicely written but our readers prefer blah blah blah.. ") Never mind

A Sign of the Times                

(aka The Pie walk)

Friday 5^th December 2014

Today’s walk around Roseberry Topping and Captain Cook’s Monument in the North York Moors took place in cool temperatures but lovely winter sunshine.

There were 4 gadgies out today: Ray, Dave, John H and Brian.  Our first stop was in Great Ayton at the No 5 Coffee House. This excellent establishment provides friendly service, good quality products but you have to be there on a Saturday morning if you want a bacon sandwich – 1 point deducted.

We couldn’t go to Great Ayton without a visit to Petch’s butchers and their great range of pies. (hence the alternative title of this walk).  Dave availed himself of a large steak pie and Brian a smaller pork and red onion.

The walk started a short drive took us to the car park (NZ 570 129).  From the car park the route takes you east along a lane to the foot of Roseberry Topping followed by a very steep ascent, along good path, to the very summit of the hill.  The views are extensive particularly on such a clear day.  There were only 4 of us on top plus a chap with a substantial camera.  He worked for “The Times” newspaper and was doing a piece on winter walking and asked if he could take some pictures of us descending the hill.  Naturally being shy, retiring types we said yes.

The descent of Roseberry Toppping

The path then ascends steeply again onto Newton Moor.  We were heading generally in an east-north east direction towards Highcliffe Farm.

A tree with tinsel on Newton Moor

We had a short viewpoint detour onto Highcliff Nab before returning to the day’s Herbiespot on the edge of the woodland.  Brian had his pie and there was carrot cake from Dave, chocolate covered biscuit from John and Mrs A’s “walking fruitcake”. (Normally how she describes Brian). 

Ray, Dave and John post lunch

(human interest for Cathy from Goole)

At this spot Dave spotted a large flock of Bramblings (Fringilla montifringilla).  These Scandinavian visitors are very similar to Chaffinches but make next to no noise.  They land in a tree then seemingly just plummet to the ground.  They are very attractive, as was the Robin which was hanging around waiting to finish our crumbs.

Brambling

We now turned south west, past the track to Sleddale farm and meeting a road at NZ613 113, where we turned right. Soon afterwards there is an Iron Age Hut Circle with a dedication plaque to its excavator entitled Roland’s Close bit, I have to admit, I didn’t notice him.  The person in the photo is Dave.

A few more lumps

At the end of the road we turned left and followed the path down to the car park at Gribdale Gate which is the start of the ascent up to Captain Cook’s Monument.  There are fine panoramic views from this spot.

Captain Cook’s Monument

Gadgie explorers

Roseberry Topping from the monument

We returned to Gribdale Gate, climbed out of the valley and followed the escarpment back to Roseberry Topping which we avoided to the right and followed tracks back to the car park, arriving at 4:15.

                                                              The moon rises and Dave is packed

It is just a short drive to the King’s Head which provided us with a fine blonde beer.

Distance

Brian’s GPS            10.9 miles

Multimap               10.6

Daves Peds            10.6

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The day after the walk, leaving my mother in my wife's tender care I went to watch Newcastle v Chelsea with Gadgie Dave. He couldn't stop telling me what a great day out it had been with the lads, how good the pies were, how good the weather was.......................

BLACK FRIDAY....NOVEMBER 28th.
Yet another American import, like Halloween but less fun and definitely not for children.
I could not join the gadgies today as I was looking after my mother who was discharged from hospital after another short stay. Thanks again to the wonderful NHS. And my wife developed a terrible cold so I donned my Florence Nightingale kit and played nurses, cook and cleaner for the day.
Brian, aka punmeister sent me a report on the walk:

Black Friday …or at least Very, Very Grey Friday 28th November 2014-11-29

On a day when people were punching each other to add to their compilation of consumer goods, three gadgies ventured out into a “dreek” November day.

There were 3 of us out, Dave, John H and Brian and we had decided to do the walk that had been washed out 2 weeks earlier.  The walks started at a free car park on the cliff’s edge at Hartley overlooking St Mary’s Island (NZ344 758). N.B be careful not to start at 345 or you’ll be in the sea.

On a much nicer day

We headed inland to Holywell Dene through which flows the Seaton Burn.  The Dene is steep sided, wooded on both sides and is home to a lot of bird life and the occasional deer.  About half a mile in there is a feeding station but the feeders were empty.  Fortunately we had brought feed with us but sadly the feed tube was broken.  Nevertheless the feed was laid out at the base of the tree and within seconds we were surrounded by Great Tits, Blue Tits and a Robin.  In a tree close by Dave spotted some Goldcrests which are Britain’s smallest bird.  Our next destination was the Northumberland Wildlife Trust (www.nwt.org.uk/reserves/holywell-pond) bird hide at Holywell pond. 

The pond is a result of mining subsidence and is an attractive spot for resident and migrant birds.  It also provided Dave with an opportunity for first lunch.  The highlights of our visit was the sighting of a Water Rail and a Stoat both next to the hide (let’s hope they don’t meet)

Water Rail

Our next visit was to the public hide, about 0.3 miles around the pond.  Here, as well as seeing a goodly range of ducks, was the official Herbie stop.  John had Brunch bars, Dave some exotic sounding sweetmeat but sadly nothing from Mrs A who had been on holiday for the previous 8 days.

We then moved on along old waggonways to the road along the front of Delaval Hall* (the ancient home of the Hall family!) and back to the coast where we rejoined Holywell Dene just as it flows into the sea.  This section of the Dene is usually less interesting than the previous section apart from Brian being almost certain that he saw a Little Egret.  A few minutes later he met a friend from his badminton club whose husband is a birder in the area and hopefully will confirm the sighting.

From here it was a short walk back to the car and then to the Beehive Pub.  Their well kept ales were: Alnwick Pale, Mordues Workie Ticket and Billy Mill (which now has a roundabout named after it).

                  Much prettier than the present roundabout.

                   When I first came to work in the north east a friend was frequently heard to say:

                   I'm Billy Hill, from Billy Mill,

                  I've never worked and never will

Distances

Dave’s Pedometers                        both 6.25 (must be a first having them the same to 2 decimal places).

Brian’s Mapping Software            6.17

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 * Seaton Delaval Hall was built between 1718 and 1729 to a design of Sir John Vanbrugh. It looks out onto Blyth. The Delavals (or Halls!) came over with William the Conqueror and in later days owned mines and factories in the area. Seaton Sluice is of interest to archaeologists like Dave the Goldcrest spotter because of the sluice built in the 18th century and the cut made later the same century.

Next week – the Pie Walk???

AND ANOTHER RANT............................

       I live in Northumberland, my mother lives in Morecambe.132 miles away. She is 99, registered blind, partially deaf and suffers from arthritis but remains determined to stay in her own home.

     At about 10.30 pm on Friday October 10^th I received a phone call from one of her neighbours expressing concern, as my mother’s lights were on but she normally retires about 8pm. The neighbour could get no response to phone or bell. I called the lady who acts as my mother’s cleaner, shopper and unofficial carer and requested her to call at my mother’s as I knew she could get in.

    The lady found my mother in a very distressed state. She had suffered a burst varicose vein, there was blood on the kitchen floor, the living room carpet and my mother’s clothes. The lady later told me she thought somebody had broken in and murdered my mother! The lady rang emergency services and an ambulance and police car attended my mother. She was taken to hospital.

  The lady rang me and thought I should come down straight away. My wife and I left almost immediately and arrived at the hospital A and E department about 3.30am on Saturday October 11^th. My mother was being well treated, she had lost a considerable amount of blood and was given a transfusion of two units the next day.

  Meanwhile the lady, concerned for my mother, whom she sees as a friend rather than a client, followed the ambulance. Sadly she was stopped by the police for allegedly going through a red light. She was breathalysed and found to have an excessive amount of alcohol in her blood. I believe she was taken to the police station and kept there until 5am.

 On Tuesday October 21^st the lady appeared before the magistrates  and pleaded guilty to the offence. The magistrates were very sympathetic, in a style rather similar to the one in Stanley Holloway’s “Albert and the Lion”, but she was found guilty of the offence.  She was fined £130 and banned from driving for twelve months.

 As a result, as she is self employed as a cleaner, she has lost her business because she needs transport to move her cleaning materials from one house to another. Unless she can find alternative employment she will eventually become a charge on the state.

  And all this because she tried to help an old lady who was in trouble.

I appreciate she has broken the law but consider that on some occasions, and this to me is one of them, the people who make judgements should be allowed to exercise some common sense.

   After a life time of admiration for the law and the police I now feel that in this case there is no justice.

                                      

                                             

A GADGIE RANT..............NOVEMBER14th.
I could not join the lads for the weekly walk on Friday as I will explain later. However I received a report of their adventure from Brian, aka punmeister:
 Four gadgies, Dave, John H., Ray and Brian gathered about 10.15 in Brian's kitchen. (OS OL316 Newcastle upon Tyne. NZ342697) They drank tea (PG tips) and all but Ray ate a piece of Mrs A's apple and ginger cake and they looked out at the rain.  After two hours of stimulating conversation and looking out at heavier rain they had another cup of tea (PG tips). At 12.45 it was still raining and the three non domiciled gadgies left in the rain. At 4pm it stopped raining but by this time it was dark.

 I would have joined the tea drinking and stimulating conversation but..................

    My mother is 99 years old, heading for the telegram. She is also partially sighted, partially deaf and partially crippled with arthritis. After a bad fall five weeks ago she lost a lot of blood and was taken to hospital where she was very well looked after by the wonderful NHS. However she agreed that she was no longer fit to live alone, (This was her third bad fall) and decided to take up our offer of free accommodation and  excellent care from the gadgette. So when she was to be discharged from hospital I picked her up, spent a few days saying goodbye to friends and neighbours, packed clothes, souvenirs, photographs and ornaments plus several jars of marmalade and brought her to the north east.
The week before I had called at our local health centre and explained the position and that I would like my mother to register as a patient. I was given registration forms, medical questionnaires and an information pack and told that when mother was here  bring her along in the afternoon with some ID and she would be seen by the doctor who would register her. I did think registration was not the doctor's job but what do I know.
The day after she arrived I took her, the forms and some ID to the centre in the afternoon as asked and presented ourselves at reception. The lady at the desk said the ID was not sufficient, she needed more than a birth certificate and she need photo ID, bring her passport or driving licence. She has neither but she does have a Blue Disabled Parking Badge which has a photo. The young lady said that was no good, the nurse behind her said it was. The young lady said I needed a letter stating where my mother was to live. I offered to write one as did the man standing next to me. The young lady said that was no good, the letter had to be from an important person like a doctor. At this point I remembered I had a letter of discharge from the hospital addressed to GP. Although not for me I opened it and it stated quite clearly that the patient was to be discharged to her son's house and it gave my address. The clincher I thought, now to see a doctor. The young lady then informed me the doctor was no longer available, come back tomorrow afternoon. I asked if there should be an appointment but she said no, just to turn up.
The following day we turned up at the health centre about 2.15, showed the documents to another lady who told me to keep them and that the doctor would see us soon. After about an hour, mother getting fractious and me getting bored,  there are only so many times you want to read the poster for Chlamydia or see the advert for new boilers on the TV screen that also tells when it's your turn to see the doctor/nurse. I returned to the desk and pointed out how long we had been waiting. The lady apologised and rang the doctor but he had a patient. She assured me he would see me soon and please to wait a little longer.
After about ten minutes another lady came towards us, asked for names and then said that doctors do not do registrations, she did! (That did not come as a shock). She took us to a room, examined the documents, photocopied them and said she would make an appointment for us next week to discuss my mother with the doctor. All this took about ten minutes, the lady was very helpful but surely the receptionist should know exactly what to do. The NHS is brilliant in many ways but some of the non medicals...............
I once asked a receptionist for the number for patient transport. She told me I would have to go to A and E for that. I did, the reception was next door. The lady there looked at a list of numbers pinned to the wall and answered my question. Passing the original receptionist I noticed she had the same list.

This sorry affair reminded me of the great post office circular:
 Sadly my daughter's marriage broke up and she settled herself in a flat. She kept her passport in her married name, it had several years to go before expiring, but changed her name by declaration back to our family name.
She had gone away for a few days but asked me to feed the cat, it's a dad's job, and also to look out for a parcel she was expecting. If I missed the post but there was one of the Post Office's "missed you" cards would I please pick it up. She had left out her passport and declaration of name change.
Sure enough I missed the post but took the red card to the sorting office, showed the man the passport and declaration and asked for the parcel.
 He looked at the passport, (married name) and the declaration of name change (married and maiden name) and told me he could not accept the latter. When I asked why not he told me it was because it was a piece of paper. Stunned I pointed out that the passport was too but he was adamant that the PO would not accept a piece of paper. I pointed out it was a fairly legal piece of paper but he would not budge. So I asked him what would happen. He told me that the parcel would be delivered the next day. When I pointed out that she would not be in he explained that the postman would leave a card saying it could be picked up at the sorting office, with ID of course. When I said I would come again with the same ID he said I still couldn't have the parcel but they would try to deliver it the next day....................
Does anybody remember the song by the Kingston Trio about the passenger who could not get off the Boston MTA and spent his life riding round. His wife brought him sandwiches, I know how she felt

Which reminds me of the American visa
In 2003 I visited my sister in Canada. Crossing into the US at a small border post between Alberta and Montana I had to apply, on the spot, for a visa. Fair enough. My sister, being Canadian was fine, some sort of Schengen agreement I suppose but I was asked to go into the little border office to be questioned by an armed young lady. (note; We British are not very familiar with armed officers) I was also advised by my sister not to laugh but to answer the questions seriously.
She asked me if my visit was for business or vacation.
She asked me if I was a terrorist.
She asked me if I had ever been a terrorist. (Are you really going to say yes?)
She then asked me if I had ever been a member of the Nazi party between the years 1933 and 1945. I was tempted to say "Look at the passport for heaven's sake" (DoB 1944) but stuck to orders and said no. I had never joined not too keen on the uniform.( No I didn't add that bit just in case) And off we went into beautiful Montana.
Back to gadgie walks next week.

Puns and grumbles, November 7th.
It was raining at 8am, and 9am and 10am and 10.30am when six of us met at the Terrace Cafe in Wooler. A welcoming cafe, lovely ladies serving tea, coffee and bacon sandwiches. Still a light 13 stones  (182 pounds) I stuck to tea, as did two other gadgies.
By 11am the rain had eased off so we left the cars infront of a closed warehouse and set off for the day's walk.
The walk starts in Wooler: A1, A697 and park up. The map for most of the walk is OSExplorer 340, but some of it wanders onto the adjacent sheet 339 or even OL 16.

                                                It used to be a freight company yard, now it
                                                             makes a useful car park.
Crossing the A697 and Wooler Water we headed up Brewery  Lane, passing the cricket ground on the right, a quad bike centre on the left but no brewery. The road here is part of St. Cuthbert's Way which finishes at Holy Island, or Melrose if you go the other way. After about a mile and three quarters we followed the marker on the left across fields and through woodland, down a very slippy path and came out on the road which crosses the River Till by a rather fine arch bridge.

                                                          So far the path was well marked.
We followed the road to Weetwood Hall and then continued on the green lane uphill. When the lane ended we continued across fields, looking for the cup and ring carvings marked on the map but we failed to spot them.

                                          We did stop at the Trig Point to discuss the route

                                                      Herbieing at the Shepherd's House
At the Shepherd's House we called a Herbie Spot and sat on some convenient rocks for a feast of sandwiches, McVities Flapjacks, Individual Bramley Apple Pies, Ginger Whirls and a superb moist cake from Mrs A.

                                                  The bump in the middle is Yeavering Bell.

                                           Hedgehope on the left, Cheviot in the cloud. Wooler below.
Dave pointed out the hills occupied by the opposing Scottish and English armies at the Battle of Humbleton fought on September 14th, 1402. The English were led by good old Harry Hotspur.
 "From that hill," said Dave, "the English archers peppered the Scots."
"Was that an assault?" asked Brian politely, "or a peppering?"
Lunch over we continued across Doddington Moor to Wooler Golf Course, a sea of well trimmed green in an ocean of brown bracken. We paused at the club house.

                                             No golf at Christmas,it's Noel
Reaching the road we turned left and went to the village of Doddington. Should you visit the North East of the sceptered isle try some of Doddington's Ice Cream. Delicious. I think the farm started to make it in the last outbreak of Foot and Mouth when they were not allowed to ship milk and nobody told the cows to stop producing it. Comes in several flavours, my favourite is chocolate.
The village of Doddington has a 12th century church and a 16th century bastle, or fortified house, lower down the scale than a pele tower which in turn is lower than a castle.

 The church of St. Mary and St. Michael in Doddington. Note the lancet windows, early English.
From the village church we walked down a lane and across fields until we came to a bridge across the Till. The original single arch bridge was crumbling so a replacement had been built.

                                The Bridge on the River Till.
Immediately over the bridge  a marker directed us west and we followed it before coming to a barbed wire fence. Turning south we crossed several more very flat fields. I had the nerve to suggest to John H that this was the boring part of the walk, the land being flat and featureless. He agreed and also began to enquire why we seemed to be heading away from Wooler, the end point. Brian the leader silenced him. Eventually we came to the dismantled railway we hoped would bring us back to base  but the bridge crossing the Humbleton Burn had been destroyed, the stream was too wet to cross so we headed south round the edges of more fields until we hit the A697, turne left and walked back to the car park.
Surprisingly we called in at the ever welcoming Anglers Arms, Weldon Bridge. They served Tim Taylor's Golden Best, Directors and Speckled Hen. We look forward to the next AGM!

The matrix    MMXIV   U
                                                                       steps               miles
HiGear                                                           19514               8.86
Pink One                                                        25310              11.97
Dave's 3D                                                       23389             9.96
Dave's USB                                                    24247             10.42
OUTDOOR GPS                                                                    10.7
Brian's GPS                                                                            11.25
John C's                                                                                   11.53

Gadgie distance 397miles

Take a map, study it carefully, watch for markers don't follow us.
NATURE NOTES
It was a good day for the bird watchers amongst us, and animal lovers too.
We saw fieldfares, long tailed tits, blue tits, crows, finches, ravens, buzzards and what we thought was a merlin. We also saw some deer running across fields towards the end of the walk and near Weetwood Hill we spottede a fox, the second one I have seen this week. (The first a large healthy looking dog fox in Gosforth Park Nature Reserve, Newcastle upon Tyne.) And we saw a bear near Doddington. There are few of these creatures in England.

                                                          Fantastic Mr Fox

                                           The magical merlin

                                                             
                                               The Doddington bear. Looks a bit sad to me
                                           Maybe somebody ate his porage.